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Suzie’s Blog

Hello all. Yes, it’s me… Suzie Cairn, back on the radar. I’ve been away for months.. recovering from a false pregnancy. All together now… aah! It’s not something I would recommend it to anyone, though. Does nothing for the figure. Big fat tummy, boobs so big that Sonnie, the drooling old Collie [...]

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Yesterday was quite a day. It started off with my human panicking over a broken tooth…. hers, not mine. She’d been eating what she thought was a nutty biscuit, only the ‘nut’ she swallowed wasn’t a nut at all, but half of the offending tooth. Humans, honestly! Why can’t they just settle for leathery chews like me [...]

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Cats vs Dogs

by Suzie

I went to Carrot Cottage yesterday. No, it’s not a carrot-shaped house, but it is rather lovely. Got the name I think because someone used to grow carrots in the garden. The Carrot Cottagers have two cats (Jimmy and Luna) and a dog (Joey). Whenever anyone calls, the conversation always gets around to cats vs dogs as pets [...]

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Dog Bed

by Suzie

A dog bed for me? No way. Okay, so I’m a dog. A bitch, if you must know, and proud of it. Yeah, yeah, I’m aware of the insulting connotations and I do know some humans who really are bitches, but they’re a different bucket of frogs. Suzie’s the name. I’m six years old – that’s about forty-two to you, dear reader. And I’ve just been rescued [...]

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